I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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