come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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