I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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