Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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