im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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