Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Randomize
