hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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