she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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