I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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