Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
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