How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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