If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
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she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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