Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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