Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
You are a genius and a whore.
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