Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
you would pick up someone in the library
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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