ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
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i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
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"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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