I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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