sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
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This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
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I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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