So drunk its hurt
love makes seman taste better
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
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you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
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Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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