Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
