Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I checked into jail on foursquare
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
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Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
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Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
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