You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
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I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
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On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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