Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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