VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
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i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
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Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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