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Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
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had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
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I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
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