i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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