Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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