Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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