I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
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I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
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Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Congratulations! We have a period
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