Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize