you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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