My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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