quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
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