You're so nebulous sometimes
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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