Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
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i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
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I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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