I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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