i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
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You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
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seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize