singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
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