I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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