Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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