Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Four minutes until I can fart!
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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