i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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