you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
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a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
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i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Pants are for mortals
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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