Yo dont text me then not text me
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Two words: nipple clamps
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