office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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