Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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