You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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