either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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