I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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