Nicole vs. Life
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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