Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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