You work out of a Hotel?
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
We have started to decorate penises.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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