I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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