I cockslap morals
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
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driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
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dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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