i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
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