Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
The police scanner is talking about you again....
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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