6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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