Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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