It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Randomize